I hate manatees. Manatees are evil. They look all sweet and gentle-like, lulling you into a sense of comfort, and safety.
THAT’s when they get you. They soar out of the water, high above you, and then, using their razor sharp fangs, rip your throat out!
Dead! That’s what you are… DEAD!
Your last thoughts being, “Oh, my, these manatees are so sweet and gentle, I just want to - Oh, my God. I didn't know they could jump so high. Are those… FANGS? Why would a manatee need fangs?! They just graze on water plants. They don’t even eat meat! Dear, God, were we wrong?! We were all so WRONG!!!”
I mean, look at that thing! It’s HORRIFYING!
So ANYWAYS, I got suspended from Twitter today on a count of manatees. Apparently, they don’t like being made fun of.
And my EVIL, VIOLENT, VIOLATION was 100% CONFIRMED by… someone? ¯\_(°_o)_/¯
Let this be a lesson to ALL. Don’t mess with manatees, or the MAN(atees) will mess back!